It's Official. We are totally, completely, entirely, fully, and finally FUCKED

The day after. I saw it coming – saw it from a great distance. All my friends and colleagues saw it too. We had hoped that somehow it would end differently than it did, that the silent conservative majority would rise up on Election Day and somehow save us from the crap happy future we saw racing towards us like an 18-wheeler driven by a crazed and drunken liberal, barreling down on unsuspecting America. But no miracles materialized. The radically liberal man of Chicago, the one that everyone in the media has steadily spoon fed the frenzied, short attention spanned population to for the last two years, is now the President-elect.

May God Have Mercy Upon Our Souls.

I want to talk to you about the character of the man that half the idiotic country put in office. That’s right, numb nuts only got a little more than half the popular vote. Obama’s popular vote (63,249,576) was only 7,349,042 votes more than John McCain (55,900,534). Yes, we’re talking in the millions here – but Obama only got 53% of the vote and McCain got 47% of the vote - difference of 6%. Sounds just like the national polls before the election, huh? Well, let me tell you this: of the 55,900,534 who voted for McCain – 100% of them are seriously pissed off. Just as the liberal pinheads who vehemently hated Bush for the last 8 years – the conservative’s now HATE Barrack Obama. Half the country HATES Obama and everything he stands for.

We are a country greatly divided.

In the coming days, months, and years I plan to fully pontificate upon you fucktards who put this man in office.